Los Osos is behind the times! Why didn't Los Osos, whose fame—(regrettably) rests in part on sewage, think of this—especially since we are in a terrible drought! Wasting water is considered tantamount to a federal crime in these parts! NO toilets should be running in this town, except after having been employed for their specific purpose, and even then, only under the "If it's yellow, it's mellow....." rule! Granted, Raleigh, North Carolina is a CITY of 431,746 souls, established in 1788, so they do have a bit of heft and age on us, but—!—they are not famous for sewage! (Eventually we won't be either, once the sewer is in and the whiners give up their favorite sport. However, Hell is probably experiencing climate change as well, as I think even a slight cooling is unlikely to happen, ever. In other words, have no hope for the whiners to shut it down........but I can dream!)
So, let's enjoy this fantastic creature, representing a fixture sometimes referred to as "the throne," and look at what Johnny the Running Toilet is doing and what we can learn from him (he is so cute I just want to pinch his little lid):
https://www.raleighnc.gov/home/content/PubUtilAdmin/Articles/MascotsIntro.html
https://www.facebook.com/Johnny-The-Running-Toilet-784307731610638/
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