Poop Fairy Fraud Exposed!

(Click the image to see the larger size where you can really see the clothespin on the fairy's nose!)

This will be a non-sewer topic today—on a product, that if of human origin, we would require its collection.....but we don't.....as it is dog poop. Too much of it sits around in parks—like the Elfin Forest—and in front yards and parkways around town.

I think some people in Los Osos are believers—that the existence of Poop Fairies is real, gauging by the amount of poop left out in the open, as if a scooper team would fly by in the night and remove the offending particles, and the sun would rise and the streets would shine with cleanliness and safe walking areas. (Actually, the mind set is not too different than the mind set of the people who were true believers in Magic Sand, back in the Sewer War days, "We don't need no stinkin' sewer, we have Magic Sand!" Who can forget our Magic Sand?!)

Well, a couple of counties in different states have posted that these beings DO NOT actually exist, with cute graphics proving so, and I think that these places must be inhabited by optimistic folks who harbor a warm and fuzzy feeling about their fellow beings and their abilities toward responsible dog product pick-up. 

Have a look, and be sure to play the videos on the first of the two links below.

http://www.bernco.gov/public-works/poop-fairy.aspx

http://jeffco.us/sheriff/animal-control/poop-fairy/